An Ode to Whataburger

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/14/2015 at 10:55 • Filed to: Poetry

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Some of you folks that haven’t had Texas’ best fast food chain need to watch this video. Mr. Safi has just perfectly described most of our unspeakable feelings for our Big Orange Dubya.

Poetry Slam, Texas-style.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 10/14/2015 at 11:01

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That’s the one of two things I miss about Florida: We had great seafood, and we had Whataburger.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 10/14/2015 at 11:16

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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jariten1781 > PatBateman 10/14/2015 at 11:20

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I can’t watch the video, but does he mention chicken strips with 3 tubs of gravy at 2am? Cause I miss that....

Future next gen S2000 owner > PatBateman 10/14/2015 at 11:33

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Good Times or GTFO.

CKeffer > PatBateman 10/14/2015 at 13:31

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Taquitos are the perfect breakfast food, and biscuits and gravy at 2am was a regular occurrence in college because that’s what you do when it’s 2am, you’re drunk, and there is a Whataburger right across the street from campus.

LongbowMkII > PatBateman 10/17/2015 at 07:57

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great now i want like 10 taquitos.

PatBateman > LongbowMkII 10/17/2015 at 08:02

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My two daughters are taking too long to get ready. No time for breakfast tacos anymore. BUT...

Whataburger is on the way to cheer camp. Taquitos it is.